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Alternatives for the Words “Vagina” and “Penis”
Alternatives for the Words “Vagina” and “Penis”
By Miles Holden   November 16, 2011

Vagina is an awkward word, isn’t it? It certainly isn’t a sexy word; it doesn’t get the juices flowing like “pussy,” which is a word that always sounds moist to me, but did you know that on top of being awkward saying “vagina” is also sinful?

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Video: A Musical Brought to You by Magical Vaginas
Video: A Musical Brought to You by Magical Vaginas
By Miles Holden   November 12, 2011

The great thing about the Internet is that you get to be entertained and slightly disturbed in one fell swoop…err…click of a button. This music video for the track Glazzin’ by rocking Miami band The Jacuzzi Boys is the best thing to happen to YouTube since that Big Bad Wolf video for DJ duo Duck Sauce, and that was just a week ago.

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Breast Cancer Campaign Deemed Pornographic by Facebook
Breast Cancer Campaign Deemed Pornographic by Facebook
By Miles Holden   November 03, 2011

A breast cancer campaign that promotes awareness through body painting has been cock-blocked from Facebook for being “pornographic.”

The Breast Cancer Awareness Body Painting Project (BCABPP) paints the upper bodies of female breast cancer survivors with bright illustration – not to cover mastectomy scars – but to encourage women to find a newfound sense of hope and pride in their bodies.

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Porn in China
Porn in China
By Ron Ecstasy   November 02, 2011

China is a politically strange place. Communist in name, it functions more as a semi totalitarian capitalistic nanny state. They don’t have the technology or infrastructure to efficiently run their 1984 game, but do have the desire to heavily regulate free speech and what we in the west call civil liberties. Yet the trappings of a wealthy western lifestyle seem to be apparent goals for many of its citizens. Access to information via the web—one of the most important contemporary liberties-- is curtailed there. Porn included.

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DSK Porn Spoof: Way too Soon
DSK Porn Spoof: Way too Soon
By Ron Ecstasy   November 02, 2011

Hey rest of the world? Want to feel alienated by a porn spoof, and not in the good “oh I just came and everything feels so far away” sense? Well, let’s see what we’ve got to get you in the “porn is evil” kind of mood.

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Funny Video: Craigslist Personal Ad Campaign
Funny Video: Craigslist Personal Ad Campaign
By Miles Holden   November 02, 2011

OkCupid and eHarmony are great sites if you want to meet the love of your life or date a few dozen people while you’re pretending to look for the love of your life when really all you want to do is get laid, but they lack a little je ne sais quoi, mainly the ability to sell you a mountain bike AND hook you up with the perfect bottom on a lonely Thursday afternoon.

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New Sex Toy: Clit Pumps
New Sex Toy: Clit Pumps
By Ron Ecstasy   October 31, 2011

Many a porn enthusiast has been taunted by the pump. There you are, right in the middle of a good long porn rut. Really trying to get maximum “personal time” with your porn subscription. But no matter how many windows you have open or tabs you’re clicking between, there are ads for it everywhere.  Taunting you and your inferior dick, penis enlargement and the pumps that  come with it are an iconic part of pornobilia.

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Machine Gun Kelly on Sex, Porn and Hip Hop
Machine Gun Kelly on Sex, Porn and Hip Hop
By Ron Ecstasy   October 26, 2011

Could Machine Gun Kelly be the next great white rapper to come out of the Midwest? He certainly thinks so. Check out his rather wasted interview at Breakfast Club at NYC radio station Power 105. Kelly chats about all types of things with hosts Charlemagne, DJ Envy and Angela Yee.  Notably, how he feels about other rappers in the game (he’s got no beef) and how tough it is to be a 21 year old rising rap star (it seems kinda hard but not really). Especially when you’re signed by Diddy’s Dirty Money like Kelly is. Kelly works for it though, putting in at least three shows a week all over the country.

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Ask Ron, Part 2
Ask Ron, Part 2
By Ron Ecstasy   October 20, 2011

It's been a little while since the last time anybody asked Ron something. Usually at the Wendy’s they know my order (baked potato and saltines), and my daughter doesn’t talk to me anymore since she lost that child support suit. So it’s nice when I get mail from my readers asking about real stuff. Like “how much often push thru condome?” or “pussy or ass fart?”

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