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Christina Hendricks’ Breasts In a Video Game
Christina Hendricks’ Breasts In a Video Game
By Ron Ecstasy   October 19, 2011

This is about ethics dammit! Is it right or is it wrong? How big should tits be? And how big should they be in video games? We have uncovered a dark and troubling dilemma, one that will probably be encountered over and over again in the coming years.

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Hackers replace Sesame Street’s Youtube Channel with Porn
Hackers replace Sesame Street’s Youtube Channel with Porn
By Ron Ecstasy   October 17, 2011

Imagine a child, we’ll call him Jimmy.  Imagine a child so sweet;  such a soft skinned and downy haired little tyke. Jimmy’s just a normal boy, he just wants to watch Sesame Street and eat bologna sandwiches and play in a box of sand. Such innocence!  Such a pure child that only wants only the pleasures of public television and carpeted puppets! So our figurative child logs on to the internet, that vortex of filth and deprivation.  Seeking only an island of wholesome entertainment in Sesame Street’s You tube page, instead of a bunch of fucked-up puppets he finds PORNOGRAPHY. A hacker has ROBBED Jimmy of his youth, of his un-pornographied mind, of his very immortal soul because now he’s going to HELL!

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Couple Screws on Cam to Support Family
Couple Screws on Cam to Support Family
By Ron Ecstasy   October 14, 2011

Please watch this video. An otherwise wholesome Middle-American couple makes amateur porn to feed their daughter and live the America Dream.

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Occupy Wall Street Condoms
Occupy Wall Street Condoms
By Miles Holden   October 14, 2011

Sometimes ad copy can say it better than I can:

“Occupy Condoms! Why? Whether or not you agree with the "demands" of the Occupy Wall Street movement that is sweeping the U.S., one thing is for sure; lots of people out there are tired of feeling screwed. Occupy Condoms say it all in a neat little package while affording young protestors the protection they need to stay safe in the passionate frenzy that is social protest.   

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Burglars Help Police Nab Pedophile
Burglars Help Police Nab Pedophile
By Miles Holden   October 13, 2011

Thieves can bust crime too!

Out in Delhi, California, just outside Route 99 two petty thieves broke into a barn and stole over 50 CDs in the hopes of making some cash on the re-sell, which let’s face it wouldn’t make you much money these days. Who buys CDs anymore? (editor’s note: I still buy used CD’s at the record store)

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Ridiculous Sex Products You Will Never Ever Need
Ridiculous Sex Products You Will Never Ever Need
By Miles Holden   October 12, 2011

Don’t get me wrong, I’m a lover of sex toys. When something can make the most wonderful thing in the world feel better than it already does it should immediately be added to your bedroom repertoire, but let’s face it, there are some ridiculous sex inventions out there and I’m not even talking about the really kinky stuff.

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In Da Club: Signs From Stripclubs
In Da Club: Signs From Stripclubs
By Ron Ecstasy   October 11, 2011

Strip clubs vary. The last one I went to wasn’t exactly the finest establishment. It was a little place off a local road waaay far from the nearest city. I think it was called “bar la sexe” or something like that. I didn’t stick around long, the tits were on the floor to be sure, but that was when the girls were standing up.

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Man Caught Having Sex With Picnic Table
Man Caught Having Sex With Picnic Table
By Ron Ecstasy   October 07, 2011

Disgrace! Neighborhood disgrace! Sir I’m gonna tell you what everyone in the world is already thinking and saying. What you’re doing is insane.

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Ask Ron, Part 1
Ask Ron, Part 1
By Ron Ecstasy   October 06, 2011

Regular readers bemoaned the loss of Olive, and that’s fine. She was a fine writer, and Ol’ Ron will forever be operating this bloggy in her shadow. Anybody that follows our twitter knows that I definitely don’t have her flair for whatever it is you do on Twitter. I’m ok with that, I’m a man. Ron is a man (that’s what they make me chant at our weekly meetings).

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Actor Thomas Jane Tells The LA Times He Sexually Experimented With Men
Actor Thomas Jane Tells The LA Times He Sexually Experimented With Men
By Miles Holden   October 04, 2011

Thomas Jane, 42, star of the HBO hit TV series Hung plays a middle-class teacher who sidelines as a male escort that caters exclusively to women’s sexual needs in an effort to support his two kids and rebuild his life after a nasty divorce.

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