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L Word Star Kicked Off Flight for L’ing it Up
L Word Star Kicked Off Flight for L’ing it Up
By Ron Ecstasy   September 27, 2011

Here’s your fucked-up backwards-ass-world news of the day. Leisha Hailey, star of the rabidly popular television show The L Word was kicked off a Southwest Airlines flight yesterday for doing, well, what she does;  Kissing another woman.

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Role Playing Catastrophe
Role Playing Catastrophe
By Miles Holden   September 23, 2011

There’s a lot of crap on YouTube, but sometimes, sometimes, you strike comedy gold, and when that happens you have no choice but to try and get as many people as possible to see it so they can laugh with you. What else is the Internet good for if you’re not going to watch cute cat videos and funny sex fails?

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Cover Girl: First Swimsuit Model on an Arab-Language Magazine
Cover Girl: First Swimsuit Model on an Arab-Language Magazine
By Ron Ecstasy   September 21, 2011

It’s easy to forget, here in the western porno-verse, that not everybody on this earth shares our same freedoms and rights of expression.  That  the image of a woman in a swimsuit could be a potentially contentious one for a magazine to print. This is exactly what the Arabic women’s magazine Lilac did this month.

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Rick Santorum: Still Poopy
Rick Santorum: Still Poopy
By Ron Ecstasy   September 21, 2011

Santorum: The frothy mix of fecal matter and lube that is a natural byproduct of anal sex. Oh yeah, he’s also a “socially conservative” US senator that makes his political career around spreading hate and attacking people’s human rights. But he has a family!

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Back to School 101: Dorm Room Sex
Back to School 101: Dorm Room Sex
By Ron Ecstasy   September 13, 2011

Excited about your first year away from home? Check out our useful dorm room sex tips!

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New Study: 50% of American’s Online Time Spent on Porn and Social Media
New Study: 50% of American’s Online Time Spent on Porn and Social Media
By Ron Ecstasy   September 13, 2011

Don’t change the page jerk-off!  It’s already too late. We already know the truth about your disgusting, degenerate ways. You pigman.  You spend 35% of your “computer time” looking at pornography.

 

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Lydia’s Take on Dirty Fan Male
Lydia’s Take on Dirty Fan Male
By Lydia Lace   September 02, 2011

Being a Twitter girl for ZZinsider, I am privy to many boner-inspired sentiments which porn consumers direct at the objects of their affection. “Dirty Fan Male” is a collection of readings of real fan letters to bonafide pornstars , read aloud with affected accents from various locations in the world, by comedian Duncan Wisbey.

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Grow Chillies that Look like Penises!
Grow Chillies that Look like Penises!
By Olive Day   August 09, 2011

I may be going out on a limb here but I think gardening is one of the most boring things you can do. Sure, I dabble in growing the odd herb (dill & basil you stoner) but I’ve never grown a full-fledged green thumb. Until now that is.

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History of the Word: Striptease
History of the Word: Striptease
By Olive Day   July 27, 2011

The origins of striptease viewed as a performance are unclear. Many dates and occasions have been given from ancient Babylonia to twentieth century America. The term 'striptease' was first noted in 1938, though 'stripping', in the sense of women removing clothing to sexually excite men, seems to go back at least 400 years.

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Study Finds Marriages are More Successful if the Woman is Skinny
Study Finds Marriages are More Successful if the Woman is Skinny
By Olive Day   July 22, 2011

It’s no surprise that we’re fans of sexy science and research here at ZZinsider. In fact, we believe the more you know about sex, the more you will be able to enjoy it. Crazy mentality right? Unfortunately while we’re taking steps towards being open-minded hotties, some scientists are caught up in a pre-teen mentality. According to a new study done by some whack jobs at the University of Tennessee, researchers claim that marriages are more satisfying when wives are thinner than their husbands.

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