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History of the F Word
History of the F Word
By Olive Day   July 20, 2011

We can't spell it, but I'm sure you'll figure it out. We dive into the history of the F word!

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History of the Word: Cunnilingus
History of the Word: Cunnilingus
By Olive Day   July 20, 2011

Yesterday we talked about the history of BJ's so today I figured it would be only fair to focus on one of the sexiest acts of love, cunnilingus!

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History of the Word: Blow Job
History of the Word: Blow Job
By Olive Day   July 19, 2011

We all do it (or get it) but where exactly did the term Blow Job come from?

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Quentin Tarantino Likes to Suck Toes. So What?!
Quentin Tarantino Likes to Suck Toes. So What?!
By Miles Holden   July 04, 2011

I’m pretty sure the whole world already knows that Quentin Tarantino has a foot fetish, or at least everyone who is familiar with his films and that pretty much covers everyone in this country, but the sexual affairs of the rich are always titillating even when it comes to the well-known boring stuff. That’s why a good toe sucking story will always count as ‘news’ in this society, that is, if the toe sucking is done by someone ridiculously famous, otherwise we don’t give a shit.

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Unsurprising News: Japan is Home to a Sex Resort with a Jurassic park Theme
Unsurprising News: Japan is Home to a Sex Resort with a Jurassic park Theme
By Olive Day   June 21, 2011

If you’re ever feeling frisky in Beppu, Japan, be sure to stop on by the Hotel Jazauruss which provides quality comfort at reasonable prices in a romantic Jurassic Park compound setting. Oh Japan, literally anything you do does not faze me in the slightest.

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Doc Johnson Releases Wendy Williams Anal Training Kit
Doc Johnson Releases Wendy Williams Anal Training Kit
By Lydia Lace   June 16, 2011

Lydia Lace weighs in on adult novelty manufacturer Doc Johnson announcing  a partnership with transsexual superstar Wendy Williams for her own line of adult toys. Now, the latest item in that line, the Wendy Williams Training Kit, has been released.

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Japanese Lap Pillows Make Me Sad
Japanese Lap Pillows Make Me Sad
By Olive Day   June 14, 2011

While everyone in America was batting the evils of Creed and buying checkerboard Vans at Warped Tour in the early 2000’s, the terrifyingly sad Hizamakura Lap Pillows where all the rage in Japan.

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Karaoke, Pornstars and Ironic Hipsters.
Karaoke, Pornstars and Ironic Hipsters.
By Lydia Lace   May 20, 2011

Tonight, a group of horny hipsters will gather in a secret location somewhere above a grocery store and a porno theatre  to try out their iornic moans and groans to the newest experimental karaoke craze: pornstar karaoke.

That’s like so totally ironic and like super witty.

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Investigative Report: Big Gregg Penazzles his Penis
Investigative Report: Big Gregg Penazzles his Penis
By Big Gregg   May 20, 2011

Well ladies and gents, it seems like the end of the world may have already happened. Bedazzling, or as an online article put it "penazzling" your penis is apparently the latest craze. When I first heard about it, I was a little confused. What bedazzling your penis actually mean? The last I heard about bedazzling anything was in the 80’s. You know, when everyone was rhinestoneing cool shit on their jean jackets.

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College Humor Knows Girls like Porn Too!
College Humor Knows Girls like Porn Too!
By Olive Day   April 29, 2011

Although this video is a joke, it  has been making its way around the porn world in the past week praising it for it's nod to girls liking porn too. Even the crazy girls who like to yell about anal fisting. Without them, there would be no crazy sex stuff in porn!

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