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Masturbation Month: Porn Addiction!
Masturbation Month: Porn Addiction!
By Annie Eve   May 13, 2013

Wildly overqualified amateur sexpert Dr. Eve is going to give you some advice on how to watch porn like a boss without lettin' your gherkin-jerkin' get out of hand.

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Tits and Chocolate: We’ll Miss You, Willow!
Tits and Chocolate: We’ll Miss You, Willow!
By Annie Eve   April 29, 2013

It seems like an average day at the ole porn office: tits and ass on every screen, gold ZZs hanging from cubicles, Fleshlights strewn about the floor like it's the most magical Christmas morning ever. 

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Ask Ron, Part 2
Ask Ron, Part 2
By Ron Ecstasy   October 20, 2011

It's been a little while since the last time anybody asked Ron something. Usually at the Wendy’s they know my order (baked potato and saltines), and my daughter doesn’t talk to me anymore since she lost that child support suit. So it’s nice when I get mail from my readers asking about real stuff. Like “how much often push thru condome?” or “pussy or ass fart?”

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Woman Suing After Sex Toy Accident
Woman Suing After Sex Toy Accident
By Ron Ecstasy   October 13, 2011

So much for better sex through artificial phalluses. While many people swear by them, one Northern California woman who had a terrifying, near-fatal experience with a dildo is now suing the manufacturer.

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Sex Will Blow Your Mind
Sex Will Blow Your Mind
By Ron Ecstasy   October 12, 2011

Weird teenage fumbling in the back seat of a 91’ accord. Awkward planned  encounters with near strangers that, at the time, seemed hot but once you got down to it just felt brightly lit and too sober. Or simply being too wasted and sleeping with that mole-face your friend brought to the bar. We’ve all had sex we’d prefer to forget.  But what if, through some process unknown, sex made us forget the very thing we did?  Sex made us forget that we ever had sex. It happens.

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Ask Ron, Part 1
Ask Ron, Part 1
By Ron Ecstasy   October 06, 2011

Regular readers bemoaned the loss of Olive, and that’s fine. She was a fine writer, and Ol’ Ron will forever be operating this bloggy in her shadow. Anybody that follows our twitter knows that I definitely don’t have her flair for whatever it is you do on Twitter. I’m ok with that, I’m a man. Ron is a man (that’s what they make me chant at our weekly meetings).

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Ontario School Commissioner Writes Sexy Stories, Nobody Cares
Ontario School Commissioner Writes Sexy Stories, Nobody Cares
By Ron Ecstasy   October 05, 2011

Jacques Tremblay is in an interesting position. By day he's a part time teacher and provincial teaching administrator in Ontario Canada. By night he writes a series of racy teen novels called "The Sexteens". Sweet pun Jacques.

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Free Flexor Video: The New Workout Penis
Free Flexor Video: The New Workout Penis
By Miles Holden   October 04, 2011

Move over Shake Weight, there’s a new player in town and the Free Flexor takes no prisoners. It is the ultimate masturbatory workout, but unlike the real thing – unless you’re ambidextrous – the Free Flexor won’t leave you with one arm grossly disproportioned to the other.

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Getting Laid is Easier and Cheaper than it Used to Be
Getting Laid is Easier and Cheaper than it Used to Be
By Miles Holden   September 28, 2011

Academics have gone on the record to say that the “price” of sex – in a non-back-alley-hooker kind of way – is available at quite the discount these days. Kathleen Vohs, from the University of Minnesota, who writes extensively about sexual economics explains to us layman (pun intended) that sexual economics are all about how much money you have to shell out to wine and dine your way into a ladies pants. It could be anything from a diamond engagement ring to 3$ meal at McDonalds.

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Back to School 101: Dorm Room Sex
Back to School 101: Dorm Room Sex
By Ron Ecstasy   September 13, 2011

Excited about your first year away from home? Check out our useful dorm room sex tips!

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