News: The Porking Report
Latest Entries, page 2 of 41 pages
Topless Woman Leads Ohio Cops on 128-mph Chase
Topless Woman Leads Ohio Cops on 128-mph Chase
By Miles Holden   November 10, 2011

I watched Death Proof last weekend and as a fan of Quentin Tarantino, cars, Vanishing Point, and feet, I gotta say I had myself a good time. DP (Death Proof not double penetration, although I’m a fan of both) is a masterpiece for car chase lovers and foot fetishists alike. Tarantino went all out on that one; he no longer cares if anyone knows he likes to suck on toes

Read More »
comments
0
Ryanair: In Flight Porno?
Ryanair: In Flight Porno?
By Ron Ecstasy   November 09, 2011

It used to be flying was a luxury experience. Everything was complimentary and you were allowed and able to travel in complete comfort. The meals were free and the headphones for the inflight movie were yours to keep. Boarding was a breeze, there were no full body scans, extra luggage charges or impending anal probes. Let’s face it, flying these days completely blows. Where are the airships and zeppelins we were promised?

Read More »
comments
0
When Sex Games Turn Explosive
When Sex Games Turn Explosive
By Miles Holden   November 09, 2011

How many times have you gone to the hospital because you stuck an inanimate household object somewhere it wasn’t supposed to go?

Come on now, be honest, uncle Miles won’t tell anyone. And I’m not talking about that time you stuck a Lite-Brite up your nose when you were a kid and you told your mother it was sticking upright in the carpet and you tripped and fell on it. I want to real dirt. I want to hear about the time you lost a Barbie leg up your butt and had to have it removed by professionals.

Read More »
comments
0
Men Are No Longer Afraid Of Vibrators – Science
Men Are No Longer Afraid Of Vibrators – Science
By Miles Holden   November 08, 2011

Good news, ladies, men are no longer intimidated by your vibrators! Just don’t make them too big, okay? Kidding, almost.

Read More »
comments
0
Breast Cancer Campaign Deemed Pornographic by Facebook
Breast Cancer Campaign Deemed Pornographic by Facebook
By Miles Holden   November 03, 2011

A breast cancer campaign that promotes awareness through body painting has been cock-blocked from Facebook for being “pornographic.”

The Breast Cancer Awareness Body Painting Project (BCABPP) paints the upper bodies of female breast cancer survivors with bright illustration – not to cover mastectomy scars – but to encourage women to find a newfound sense of hope and pride in their bodies.

Read More »
comments
0
X-Rated Afterlife: Ghosts Have Sex in Lady’s Living Room
X-Rated Afterlife: Ghosts Have Sex in Lady’s Living Room
By Miles Holden   November 03, 2011

My best friend back in high school inherited a cabin in the woods from his great-grandmother and like most cabins in the woods it spawned many ghost stories. Ghost stories I heard time and time again before I ever set eyes on the place.

Read More »
comments
0
Porn in China
Porn in China
By Ron Ecstasy   November 02, 2011

China is a politically strange place. Communist in name, it functions more as a semi totalitarian capitalistic nanny state. They don’t have the technology or infrastructure to efficiently run their 1984 game, but do have the desire to heavily regulate free speech and what we in the west call civil liberties. Yet the trappings of a wealthy western lifestyle seem to be apparent goals for many of its citizens. Access to information via the web—one of the most important contemporary liberties-- is curtailed there. Porn included.

Read More »
comments
0
DSK Porn Spoof: Way too Soon
DSK Porn Spoof: Way too Soon
By Ron Ecstasy   November 02, 2011

Hey rest of the world? Want to feel alienated by a porn spoof, and not in the good “oh I just came and everything feels so far away” sense? Well, let’s see what we’ve got to get you in the “porn is evil” kind of mood.

Read More »
comments
0
Funny Video: Craigslist Personal Ad Campaign
Funny Video: Craigslist Personal Ad Campaign
By Miles Holden   November 02, 2011

OkCupid and eHarmony are great sites if you want to meet the love of your life or date a few dozen people while you’re pretending to look for the love of your life when really all you want to do is get laid, but they lack a little je ne sais quoi, mainly the ability to sell you a mountain bike AND hook you up with the perfect bottom on a lonely Thursday afternoon.

Read More »
comments
0
Zimbabwe Man Claims Prostitute Turned Into Donkey
Zimbabwe Man Claims Prostitute Turned Into Donkey
By Miles Holden   November 01, 2011

“Oups, I had an erection and accidentally fell into that sheep’s ass.” Ya, that excuse never worked for anyone, except maybe for your mother who wants to believe the best in you and will go to unimaginable lengths of denial to make that happen.

Read More »
comments
0
Latest Entries, page 2 of 41 pages