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Britain: Gay Men Finally Allowed to Give Blood
Britain: Gay Men Finally Allowed to Give Blood
By Miles Holden   November 01, 2011

The last time, and the first time, I went to give blood I had to fill out a questionnaire full of questions that had nothing to do with my ability to donate blood. Have I ever had sex with a gay man?  Have I ever been paid for sex? Had I ever paid for sex? Had I ever had unprotected sex? Had I ever had sex with anyone from the Congo

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New Sex Toy: Clit Pumps
New Sex Toy: Clit Pumps
By Ron Ecstasy   October 31, 2011

Many a porn enthusiast has been taunted by the pump. There you are, right in the middle of a good long porn rut. Really trying to get maximum “personal time” with your porn subscription. But no matter how many windows you have open or tabs you’re clicking between, there are ads for it everywhere.  Taunting you and your inferior dick, penis enlargement and the pumps that  come with it are an iconic part of pornobilia.

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Couple Caught Having Sex on Public Bus
Couple Caught Having Sex on Public Bus
By Miles Holden   October 27, 2011

I’m just going to say it; 9-11 ruined public sex for everyone! You just can’t get away with anything anymore with all the videos cameras keeping this great country of ours out of harm’s way, especially where large groups of people congregate for their daily commute. Trains, planes, and automobiles are no longer safe havens for the sexually adventurous.

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Doug Hutchison Continues to Creep Out America With His Teen Bride
Doug Hutchison Continues to Creep Out America With His Teen Bride
By Miles Holden   October 27, 2011

I like to think of myself as someone who has a pretty decent vocabulary, but indulge me for a moment while I impersonate a 12-year-old chick: OMG! Seriously?

How did the story of 51-year-old actor Doug Hutchison (Lost, The Green Mile) marrying 16-year-old blonde bombshell Courtney Stodden back in June escape my finely tuned sense of observation?

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Anonymous Busts Child Porn
Anonymous Busts Child Porn
By Ron Ecstasy   October 26, 2011

The “Hacktivist” group Anonymous arrived just in time for the late awakening of American’s class consciousness.  Networks of hackers have been around since the dawn of modern computing, but the organized, populist political agenda of Anonymous is decidedly modern. More in line with the popular liberal outrage of the Occupy Wall Street protests than with criminal mischief making.

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Prominent Feminist Blogger Gets Creepy Note From TSA About Vibrator
Prominent Feminist Blogger Gets Creepy Note From TSA About Vibrator
By Miles Holden   October 26, 2011

Jill Filipovic a Manhattan lawyer and prolific blogger for the prominent blog Feministe received a disturbing – disturbingly funny – note from a New Jersey’s Newark Airport TSA agent upon her arrival in Dublin.

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Prostitution by the Numbers
Prostitution by the Numbers
By Ron Ecstasy   October 25, 2011

After you hand her the cash she walks out the door. Maybe she showers, maybe you’re her last call of the night. It doesn’t matter now that you’ve fucked her, and she doesn’t care about you now that you’ve handed over the money. It’s a convenient arrangement.  As you get up, a little dazed from your hour with a real live lady of the night, a thought comes to you. Not that your wife is going to be home in an hour, but how badly you want to review your whore on punternet.

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Japan’s 77-Year-Old Porn Actor The Face of “Silver Porn”
Japan’s 77-Year-Old Porn Actor The Face of “Silver Porn”
By Miles Holden   October 25, 2011

That’s right folks, “silver porn” is a new genre of porn – a booming industry in Japan – and Shigeo Tokuda is the new (old) face of the shifting demographic.

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Hitachi Wand Banned in the UK
Hitachi Wand Banned in the UK
By Miles Holden   October 24, 2011

It’s a sad day! Just like everyone remembers where they were the day JFK got shot – you know if they were alive back then – women around the world or in the UK anyhow will remember the day the Hitachi Wand was banned from sale.

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American College Launches Gender Neutral Dorms
American College Launches Gender Neutral Dorms
By Ron Ecstasy   October 24, 2011

In a move that is apparently stunning for some Americans, Grinnell college—situated in the middle of rural Iowa—has had gender neutral dorms for several years. The Des Moines Register writes about the phenomenon with a sort of disbelieving awe, as though the idea of sharing a dorm and bathrooms between college students is such a mind-blowing impossibility.

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