Attorney Challenged Woman to Naked Sword Fight

Attorney Challenged Woman to Naked Sword Fight

By Miles Holden on September 01, 2011

Do you ever wake up one day and decide: “Yup, today’s a good day for a naked sword duel. Forget the bagel and cream cheese, I need a bigger breakfast to sustain me through the trials and tribulations of attacking my girlfriend with a big ass sword”?

Okay, so I don’t actually know what Terry Lee Locy, 36, said to himself the day he decided to challenge his living girlfriend to a naked sword duel, but you gotta figure it was something just as odd.

On that faithful day, Locy and his girlfriend got into a fight over his excessive drinking. Hearing none of that, he lifted a mirror from the wall as if to strike her with it. At which point, she grabbed the hook that remained on the wall, threw it at him, and cut him on the head.

Now, this is where things get really strange.

After the mirror incident, Locy went to take a shower. When he came out, he was stark naked and holding a sword, which he handed to his girlfriend saying: “You’re going to need this.” The naked swordsman then grabbed an even bigger sword for himself adding: “I’m going to kill you.”

The girlfriend, whose name and age has not been released, managed to escape her lunatic lawyer boyfriend long enough to call 911, but not before he slammed her unto the living room couch and punched her several times.

When the police arrived, Locy had already escaped running off into the street with sword in hand and as naked as the day he was born. Terry Lee was later apprehended at the Cape Canaveral Hospital in Cocoa Beach where he was arrested for aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.

Awaiting trial, Locy was released from Brevard County Detention Center the day following his arrest and must undergo a mental health evaluation.

Proving once and for all that it takes crazy to defend crazy, it comes as no surprise that Locy represented many clients in murder trials, as well as one man arrested for robbing a credit union and hiding the cash in his prosthetic leg.

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