Buckinghamshire Company Nude House is Looking to Recruit Nude Female Coders

Buckinghamshire Company Nude House is Looking to Recruit Nude Female Coders

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By Olive Day on April 07, 2011

Congratulations Nude House, you have won the really good but really creepy idea of the day!

A Buckinghamshire company is looking to recruit “a number of female web coders” who are totally down with htmling completely naked. Not good with coding? That’s cool! They’re also looking for naked sales people to sell and provide free technical support. Don’t worry gals, the company, (which seems to only have one employee named Chris) promises that the work place will be a “warm and private” naturist environment. That takes a load off of my mind!

Nude House, a company that provides very confusing software to businesses, does not expect to gain anything from their racy work establishment; they only wish to provide a nice facility for the staff. “As far as I am aware this is not only the first UK office job for naturists in web-coding or web-selling,” brags Nude House’s Chris Taylor to UK website The Register, “but is also the first worldwide facility for naturists to earn substantial sums of money from work that incidentally provides them with the capability to work entirely without clothes.”

Hold up Chris, asides from the fact that your website only gives me your e-mail address for a contact, I think I smell something fishy. According to the applicant criteria found on your website (I’m assuming) you’ve written reads, “We need lots of very attractive, nude young girls (and men) - 20 - 39. You should be a practicing naturist…. You will be totally nude at all times in the Nude-House office. Write to Chris with optional photographs.” Um, totally going on what I learnt on an episode of The Simple life where Paris and Nicole go to a Nude resort; isn’t the main principle of being a practicing naturist being proud of your body no matter what you look like? Also, is Nude House the name of the company or is it just your nude house?

You yourself said that, “Sex does not play a part in naturism – yes one is aware of differences in sex and size and shape and age of everyone, but the concern is on sales and technical ability, not availability."  What’s the need for photographs or the “very attractive” requisite? Not cool creepy Chris. Not cool.

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