Canadians Happy to Serve Your Gangbang Needs

Canadians Happy to Serve Your Gangbang Needs

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By Richard's POV on March 29, 2011

My sources inform me that Toronto is the home of its very own Fuck Club. I’ve been asked to minimize my use of profanity so you can enjoy our educational readings at work; therefore, I’ll be referring to it mainly as “Sex Club.” The first rule of Sex Club is you do not talk about Sex Club. The second rule of Sex Club is you DO NOT talk about Sex Club! Ok, I’m not sure if those or the real rules but they should be.  Besides, even if they are, Richard is a risk taker. Anything I can do to improve the lives of our readers or worsen them, whatever.

Sex Club aka Fuck Club, keep up with me here people, is a service provider located in the Toronto area specializing in fulfilling the gangbang fantasies of women. I don’t know much about Canada other than I believe it’s located just south of the United States and their native language is Spanish. Geography aside, I know what you’re thinking, “A sex club? AWESOME!” But after you came back to your senses you probably thought, “Wait, why would a woman request a gangbang?”

Well contrary to popular belief, women are freaks; far freakier than us men. However, due to the double standards that permeate our society women can’t outright express their inner naughty girl. All too often, these fantasies are confined to YouTube or the hushed giggly whispers between themselves and their girlfriends during their non-coed slumber parties. Followed by pillow fights and lesbian make out sessions, I imagine, even if I have been unable to confirm the frequency of this occurring in real life.

Taking pity on the female plight, a gentleman by the name of Noirceuil founded the Sex Club to fulfill the gangbang fantasies of women around the world – and by around the world, I mean in a small area of Toronto but it’s a start! One sex club is better that no sex club, I always say.

Theoretically, a gangbang consists of at least three men and a willing female participant. Interested, yet tentative women have the option of watching a live gangbang before participating in one of their own. This Noirceuil guy is a gentlemen and a scholar! His only motivation is to create a safe environment, finding men and women you can trust, and providing a monitor to ensure pre-established rules are followed and condoms are used.

According to Noirceuil, there are lots of women who have gangbang fantasies but no way of safely acting them out. Ironically, it is often the men who fail to show up, not the women. Noirceuil attributes this to performance anxiety; however, he has seen an improved success rate and eventually hopes to host at least two gangbangs a month. Who knows, if you’re good little boys and girls, then maybe a gangbang club will open up near you. Fingers crossed!

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