Culo: A Coffee Table Book for Men Who Love Junk in the Trunk

Culo: A Coffee Table Book for Men Who Love Junk in the Trunk

By Miles Holden on November 25, 2011

Fashion celebrity photographer Raphael Mazzucco and rapper P. Diddy (does he even still rap?) put their brilliant minds together and came up with an idea for a coffee table book filled with pictures of beautiful ladies and their asses. It’s true, it’s happening, finally a book for the ass lover in all of us.

Don’t worry fellow ass lovers, you no longer have to hide your love for ladies with big behinds and itty bitty waists. Say it with me now:

“I like big butts and I cannot lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung”

Sir Mix-A-Lot knew what was up before P. Diddy ever dated J-Lo and discovered his appreciation for big round juicy booty. Well, he probably already liked well-formed asses before meeting Miss Lopez, but you can’t dismiss her influence on the subject matter. Her ass was all anybody could talk about before Kim Kardashian made it on to the scene.

The good (and unfair) thing about two celebrities getting together to publish a book celebrating big booty is that they have the pull to get chicks like Lady Gaga, Nicole Scherzinger, and Alessandra Ambrosio to pose for them in the nude.

Damn if I wouldn’t have published the exact some book years ago and made my millions already if I could get Lady Gaga to pose for me in the nude when she clearly doesn’t have to pull those kinds of stunts anymore to keep her career going.

So thank you Raphael Mazzucco and P. Diddy for accomplishing what we mere mortals only dream of. Consider Culo hereby added to my Christmas wish list.

A word of advice: The video and photos may be considered NSFW if your boss isn't into women's bare behinds...


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