Drive Through Porn Store Opens in Alabama

Drive Through Porn Store Opens in Alabama

By Jacob Carson on November 15, 2010

How many times have you been on the road thinking to yourself, “Hmm, I really need a double headed dildo, but I just don’t want to get out of my car.” Well, if you live in Alabama, and odds are you do, then your prayers have been answered.

 Huntsville Alabama adult store Pleasure’s opened three drive-thru lanes as a way to help dispel the stigma of walking into a adult store. Customers can order lubricants and other items from a drive-thru just like you would order a Big Mac and fries from McDonalds.

 There is one catch thanks to the somewhat uptightededness of the Bible belt; sex toys can only be sold for medical purposes. So if you want to buy that double headed vibrator, then you better think of a good reason why. Customers have to fill out a detailed form citing the medical need. May I suggest the little known disease, Needapenisinmyvaginaitis.

 Business is booming, so there must be some serious medical masturbation going on in Alabama. The good news is that you can head to the drug store to pick up your meds and then go the to the porn drive-thru and pick up your therapy tools.

 My guess is the next step would be to open up a restaurant in the porn store and your drive-thru experience would be complete. “Yes, I would like a cheeseburger, fries and Prison Lesbians #5 to go please. Can I also get a side of Astroglide. Oh, one more thing I have a note from doctor stating that I can get the Fleshlight, so add that to my order as well.” Earth would have gotten just a little bit closer to heaven.

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