Enjoy Sex While You Still Can Kids!

Enjoy Sex While You Still Can Kids!

By Richard's POV on November 25, 2010

The sexy study found that only 12 percent of 18- to 29-year-olds and 17 percent of those over 65 were dissatisfied with their sex lives, while 24 percent of the middle-aged group reported dissatisfaction. That's right, people over the age of 65 are more satisfied than their middle-aged peers. Makes you wonder what kind of freaky group sex activities are going on in those nursing homes after Bingo Night doesn't it?

It appears to be a myriad of factors affecting the middle-age group, such as performance problems for men and menopause for women. Not to mention people's expectations not matching their reality. Then again, this age group did start the sexual revolution that many of us young porn addicts take for granted. Maybe they sexed themselves out? Those 70s were strange times I hear.

I don't know if there is a moral to the story here, but I'm pretty sure it has something to do with watching more porn. I feel this somehow cures many of the plights that ail society. By the way, if you're turning 44 this year you might want to start banging anything that stands still long enough for you to get your hands on before it's too late. Apparently it'll be another 20 years before you start enjoying sex again, but on the bright side, think about all that 65 year old va jay jay you'll have to choose from! The Grandma I would like to F@#$ trend that's heating up in England is making more and more sense to me...

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