G4 goes to AEE on Valentine’s Day

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G4, the channel known for spending most of their programming time on video games and reruns of Cops, will air a two-hour special on the recent Adult Entertainment Expo at 10 p.m. Eastern tonight hosted by the gorgeous Riley Steele and two other people that don’t get naked. Really, do they need anyone else to host when you have a pornstar hosting?

The show will take viewers through the most notable booths at the expo and give commentary on the coolest gadgets and adult novelty items of 2011.  The hosts will also interview porn stars and other industry players. Did I mention Riley Steele and porn stars?

Steele will also take everyone on a bar crawling tour of Vegas and some dude no one cares about reviews the porn parodies. This is all part of channels anti-Valentine’s Day programming, but I think porn is the perfect gift for Valentine’s Day. Who needs roses when you can have dildos and replace those chocolates with edible underwear or the more fashionable body butter?

Nothing says I love you then a bevy of beauties masturbating and getting ploughed by woodsmen. Okay, so maybe that’s my perfect Valentine’s Day. It could also be why I will likely spend it alone watching G4.