Gender Equality Gets Everyone Laid
Teenage boys are always looking for the next new trick that will get them laid; the thing they won’t learn from the stellar advice dished out by books like The Game and magazines like Maxim is that the key to greater sex and more of it is gender equality.
Foreplay just won’t cut it anymore!
According to a recent study from the American Psychological Association people are having more sex in countries where there is greater equality between the sexes, which means that if you want to get laid you better ensure that your female counterparts get the same opportunities as you do; more fulfilling jobs, chances at advancement and equal pay.
I know, I know, what a world we live in when cheesy pick-up lines won’t get you laid anymore…
The study, which treats sex like currency, is based on the theory of “sexual economics” and analyzed the data collected from over 300,000 couples in 37 different countries in accordance with the economic law of supply and demand to arrive at the conclusion that:
“If women don't have many opportunities to make money on their own, they need the value of sex to be as high as possible... When women don't have other opportunities, sex is the main thing she has to offer.”
Basically, what we have here is a world where men want sex more than woman, so in countries where it’s harder for women to advance in their careers sex becomes more “expensive” and is used as a bargaining tool. In countries where the playing field is evened out by gender equality sex becomes “cheaper” and is thus more readily available.
Geez, and at first glance, I thought this study was a step forward for feminism. I wonder if these “scientists” ever considered that women might be sexually turned on in an environment where they are treated as equals, as opposed to this whole ‘using sex’ to get what should rightfully be theirs in the first place scheme?
I think you can get any crack pot theory when you analyze data from a certain perspective. This study might have turned out a completely different hypothesis had it been conducted in Holland let’s say instead of in a country that isn’t exactly renowned for its gender equality. Just saying.
