George Clooney Talks About Masturbation & His First Orgasm

George Clooney Talks About Masturbation & His First Orgasm

By Miles Holden on November 11, 2011

Everyone wants to know what famous actors do behind closed doors. Think about it, how much would you pay for a sex tape of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt? That shit would fly off the shelves faster than copies of MW3 that DIDN'T cist $60, but some actors tend to go for the strong silent type persona.

George Clooney is one of those guys. He’s a man’s man. Clooney would hold up well in a stare contest with John Wayne, if ya know, John Wayne was still alive, which makes it all the more exciting that he opened up to Rolling Stone magazine about the first time he experienced an orgasm as a young lad:

"I believe it was while climbing a rope when I was 6 or 7 years old," he says. "I mean, nothing came out, but all the other elements were there. I remember getting to the top of the rope, hanging off the rope, and going, 'Oh, my God, this feels great!'"

Probably one of the reasons gym teachers no longer make kids climb to the top of ropes! Too bad, I might have discovered my happy place a little sooner.

As a young Catholic lad, Clooney told RS he felt guilty about masturbating and used to punish himself by putting rocks inside his shoes and jumping up and down on his bed. Thankfully, his issue with Catholic guilt wasn’t a lifelong battle and he soon got over the whole wanking-it-will-send-me-straight-to-hell thing, adding: “If you look at that list of top 10 sins… there's nothing about, 'Thou shalt not handle thine Johnson.’”

That’s right, nothing bad ever happened to dudes who like to handle their shlongs. Forget about going blind and growing hair on your palms; unless you like that idea, because in that case I’m sure something could be arranged.

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