Ghost of Halloween Past: Top Ten Slutty Celebrity Costumes

Ghost of Halloween Past: Top Ten Slutty Celebrity Costumes

By Miles Holden on October 25, 2011

Ghost of Halloween Past: Top Ten Slutty Celebrity Costumes

Ah Halloween! Everyone’s favorite holiday: candy, scares, and slutty costumes oh my! It’s the only day of the year where all women can let out their inner slut without fear of reprisal. It’s a good time ya’ll.

The chauvinist pig in me loves it, but the kid and feminist (that’s right, dudes can be feminists) misses the days when Halloween was about dressing up as the scariest monster you could think of.

Halloween isn’t only about slutty costumes and getting utterly wasted; it’s also about the scares. You know, watching scary movies with your honey with the lights down low and snuggling up on the couch while chomping down on candy.

Once you’re done with that you can always look at celebrities dressed in slutty costumes!

10. Ashanti – Slutty Cat

Who knew this cat was still kicking around… Don’t you just love it when good girls go bad?

9. Britney Spears – Slutty Go-Go Dancer

I can’t really tell this costume apart from her regular attire. The only clue I had to go on is that she wore this particular outfit on October 30th.

8. Rihanna – Slutty Tiger

Sex bloggers around the word thank the day Rihanna decided to sex-up her act. It’s true, she paid for my car.

7. Coco – Slutty Nurse

A woman who’s only call to fame is being married to a rapper and having a pair of huge tits and junk in the trunk, but what the hell, she makes it work. If Ice-T ever kicks her to the curb, she can always start over as a nurse. After all, if love can’t cure it. Nurses can.

6. AnnaLynne McCord – Slutty Catwoman

Star of the new 90210 this little honey has got a long career ahead of her…taking her clothes of.

5. Carmen Electra – Slutty Michael Jackson

I miss Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson should have been a slutty Michael Jackson.

4. JWoww – Slutty Schoolgirl

Jersey Shore spawned a lot of titty shots around the Internet, but this one puts the wow in JWoww. Snap. Bad pun, I know, but gawd, this is a long list.

3. Christina Aguilera – Slutty Nurse

Slutty nurse is a favorite among our slutty celebrities and commoners around the world. You know there’s no reason you can’t turn your slutty nurse costume into an actual character. Off the top of my head I can think of three: the zombie nurse from Graveyard Alive: A Zombie Nurse in Love, Elle Driver from Kill Bill vol.1, and Nurse Ratched from One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest. Okay, so that last one isn’t sexy, but some dudes loooove bitches.

2. Mariah Carey – Slutty Angel

If angels fell from the sky and started singing career partly bases on their curves…or whatever… this would be a good start…or whatever. Did I mention this is a long list? I’m running out of wit.

1. Kim Kardashian – Slutty Princess Jasmine

Oh Kimmy, how did you know I always had a crush on Princess Jasmine from Aladdin? I didn’t know you read any of my emails after the second restraining order. Be still my beating heart, I can die happy.

Images Gallery

  • Ashanti Slutty Cat

  • Britney Slutty GoGo

  • Rihanna Slutty Tiger

  • Coco Slutty Nurse

  • Anna Lynn McCord Slutty Cat Woman

  • Carmen Electra Slutty Michael Jackson

  • Jwow Slutty School Girl

  • Christina Aguilera Slutty Nurse

  • Mariah Carey Slutty Angel

  • Kim Kardashian Slutty Princess Jasmin

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