Grow Chillies that Look like Penises!

Grow Chillies that Look like Penises!

By Olive Day on August 09, 2011

I may be going out on a limb here but I think gardening is one of the most boring things you can do. Sure, I dabble in growing the odd herb (dill & basil you stoner) but I’ve never grown a full-fledged green thumb. Until now that is.

A company that goes by the name of Chilly Willies markets a growing kit that grows well, chillies that are in the shape of uncircumcised penises. Mom has no idea what she’s in for come Christmas time!

The pepper itself is a very rare plant species, which was originally native to the american states of Texas and Louisiana and only really found in the private collections of very few gardeners. Chilli Willies have won several awards, including Best Tasting Chilli and Most Pornographic Pepper by Organic Gardening Magazine! (Chilli Willy Website)

Wow, these people sure are proud of their penis product. Just don’t confuse this pepper for a dildo, because I don’t think douching with milk would be the greatest.

I’m going to be honest with you guys; I didn’t really have anything else to say about this, I just wanted to show you the super creepy YouTube video that went along with the product. NSFW if your boss doesn't like you watching weird penis shaped chillies talk. Check out for more information… Not like you’ll really need it.

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