High School Teacher on Leave for Moonlighting as Porn Star

High School Teacher on Leave for Moonlighting as Porn Star

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By Miles Holden on December 02, 2011

Kevin Hogan is your typical high school crew coach (what they hell is that?) and chair of the English department at the Mystic Valley Regional Charter School in Malden, Mass. You may also know him as the porn star (okay, star may be a stretch… he’s no James Deen) Hytch Cawke.

Hytch Cawke! Isn’t that the best porn name EVER?! I only wish I had thought of it first. Now I’ll have to come up with an even better name for my second career as a porn star.

Anyhow... back to the SCANDAL. Someone leaked Hogan’s porn past to the school board and he’s been put on a paid leave of absence while the powers that be “investigate,” because someone has to think of the children and if the Reverend’s wife on the Simpsons won’t do it someone else has to.

Talk about getting fucked by a totally outdated view of sexuality! If only we could all agree on that… Sigh.

In a classy move, Mike Beaudet from Boston Fox News has been harassing Hogan with the “thought” questions everyone wants to ask: “Do your students know that you've been in these movies?” and “Do you really think it's appropriate to be working with kids?”

As a result of Beaudet report, the school has released a statement saying: “We value the health and safety of our students," you know, because all porn stars are degenerates. The school has also sent out a mass email urging all employees to disclose their past employment. That feels illegal to me, or at the very least a huge invasion of privacy.

I’m hoping it’s illegal, because someone had to teach these folks a lesson and sue someone’s ass. I’m sick of hearing about people getting fired after their employers find out they’ve been moonlighting in the adult biz. Enough with the discrimination already!

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