Hire a Girlfriend For 5 Bucks

Hire a Girlfriend For 5 Bucks

By Miles Holden on April 19, 2012

Ever hear of the website Fiverr? It's a wonderful place where regular Joes can post ads for "small services" that'll cost some other regular Joe five bucks. For instance, ads up on Fiverr right now include: "I will plant a tree with your name in Guatemala for 5$," "I will hand knit you a cute hedgehog for 5$," "I will write any message on my lips and take high res photos for 5$" and on and on the offers continue in that vein.

It's an interesting concept. When I first heard of it, I immediately started thinking of all the things I would be willing to do for five bucks. I posted a few ads, got a few responses, but ultimately never followed through with any of them, because I'm lazy, and as it turns out there aren't a lot of things I'm willing to do for a measly five dollars.

Cody Krecicki, twenty-two years old, isn't a lazy SOB like moi and when he saw a business model that worked, he took it to a whole other level and created Girlfriend Hire; a site where you can hire chicks to do girlfriend like jobs in exchange for a big ol' five dollar bill.

Sadly, Cody wants to keep Girlfriend Hire PG-13, which means that there are no offers for five dollar blow-jobs on the table, but if having a girlfriend for you means having someone to video chat with, poke you on Facebook, do your homework, punk your friends, or break-up with your current girlfriend for you, then you're in luck, because there are plenty of chicks willing and able to do that shit for a price. 

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