How To Get A Great Tasting Vagina

How To Get A Great Tasting Vagina

By Miles Holden on September 24, 2012

Vaginas aren’t supposed to smell and taste like a field a flowers . They’re musky wonderful things, all of them different, but unmistakable.  Anyone who’s ever had the pleasure can recognize the smell of pussy in the air, so forget douches and vagina “breathe” strips. That shit is bad for you. They disturb the delicate balance of your pussy’s eco-system, but that doesn’t mean you can’t do a few things to get the best tasting vagina for miles around.

Of course, as far as I know there haven’t been any scientific studies to prove the following tips. I highly doubt some scientists lined up a few ladies and did taste tests on them.  That might have been awkward… but there are a few tried and true old wives tales that seem to do the job when it comes to improving the taste of your vagina. Most of them based on common sense.

The smell and taste of your vagina is based on a number of factors. The type of laundry detergent you use, the underwear you slip on, how much you sweat, and the soap you use, all have an effect. So, to start off, you want to use a detergent and a soap that don’t contain fragrances that will clash with your natural smell. Cotton is always a good fabric choice when it comes to underwear, because that shit breathes, and if you sweat a lot, changing your panties throughout the course of the day will go a long way in keeping your pussy fresh and clean.

That’s the easy part. The hard part is altering or improving the taste of your actual pussy juices as opposed to taking care of all the external hygiene. This is where what you put inside your body comes into play. Pineapple is the number one recommendation in terms of how what you eat alters the taste of your precious vagina juices. Other recommendations include apples, celery, yogurt, red grapes, cranberry juice, lots of water, mint, watermelon, strawberries. Think sweet and alkaline and avoid anything smelly.

Now that we’ve covered what you should put in your body, let’s move on to things to be avoided or at least consumed in moderation. Cigarettes, beer, coffee, alcohol, asparagus, most dairy, onions, shallots, meat, and fish, can all have a negative impact on the smell of your pussy. Just think how bad your pee smells when you eat too much asparagus. It’s the same principle. Like I said, common sense, people.  



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