How to Play Lingerie Football

How to Play Lingerie Football

By Miles Holden on August 25, 2011

I’ll admit it, I’m not one of those dudes that know a whole lot about sports, especially football. I mean, sure I know the basics and I’ve held a few bats and hockey sticks in my time (different sports I know), but nowadays I’m too busy watching the best of Brazzers to bother really getting into sports. I’m already pretty spent after a long hard day working in the porn industry if you know what I mean.

Still, I’m a man about town, I keep my eyes and ears open for new and interesting things. That’s why I was surprised as sh*t to find out Lingerie Football has been around since 2004. Why am I just hearing about this now? Apparently, I don’t know the right kind of people. I need to make friends who are in the know, you know.

Not only has Lingerie Football been around since 2004, but they actually have their own league and rules. I won’t bore you with the details, the video narrator covers all that for you sports enthusiasts. I only really care about the fact that these chicks are running around a field in their underwear. I will say add this though, the chicks in the video seem to be cheating as far as I can tell.

From what I’ve heard, Lingerie Football uniforms consist of a bra, panties, garter belt, helmet, shoulder pads, and elbow pads. BUT the ladies playing Lingerie Football in this video seem to be wearing bikinis minus the garter belts. I call FAIL.

I know bikinis are made of sturdier material and show pretty much the same amount of skin as a bra and panties do, but any grown man will tell you it’s just not the same thing. I know lingerie is expensive and you wouldn’t want to ruin a perfectly good bra and panty set out there on the muddy field, but rules are rules, and they’re meant to be followed…. And here I always thought breaking the rules is what led to fun times. 

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