“Little Dick” Joke Leads to Assault

“Little Dick” Joke Leads to Assault

By Miles Holden on August 16, 2011

Let me preface this by saying that domestic violence in-of-itself is never ever funny, but sometimes, only sometimes, it’s ok to laugh, especially when you’re laughing at the small dick of the stellar douche who hit his girlfriend in the first place.

Keron Gordon, 27, was arrested Saturday morning for hitting and shoving ex-girlfriend, Kimberly Wallace, inside the house where the pair lived together up until a month ago at which time she apparently dumped his sorry ass.

According to the cops, the domestic dispute started after Gordon called Wallace “fat” and she respond with the hilarious yet ill-timed comeback: “I can lose fat, but you can’t grow a dick, little dick fucker!”

You gotta love a woman who thinks on her feet. I bet she doesn’t regret the witty remark even though Gordon tried to knock any smug pleasure derived from it right out of her with a back hand slap to the face causing her nose to bleed.

My favourite Winston Churchill quote is: “You are drunk Sir Winston, you are disgustingly drunk. Yes, Mrs. Braddock, I am drunk. But you, Mrs. Braddock are ugly, and disgustingly fat. But, tomorrow morning, I, Winston Churchill will be sober.”

I’ve been waiting for the exact right moment to come up so I could use a modified version of this quote by Churchill, but I’ve never been so lucky. Kimberly has…well sorta… I wouldn’t call getting hit lucky per se.

Err, Moving on.

I feel like a proud papa, even though I don’t know this Kimberly Wallace, I’m just so happy she gutted this creep with her words. Her bruises will heal, but this guy will always be remembered as the dude who hit a chick, because she called him out on his small dick. 

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