Lydia’s Take on Dirty Fan Male

Lydia’s Take on Dirty Fan Male

By Lydia Lace on September 02, 2011

Being a Twitter girl for ZZinsider, I am privy to many boner-inspired sentiments which porn consumers direct at the objects of their affection. My days are spent reading loving, often explicit messages to Veronica Avluv, Lexi Belle, Lisa Ann, Charles Dera, and too many other babes to count. Hell, even I jump on the bang-wagon (it’s like the bandwagon, but for porn) and sometimes send mushy, flirtatious messages their way.

Sometimes, I have gathered, fandom develops into a very profound and complex thing.

“Dirty Fan Male” is a collection of readings of real fan letters to bonafide pornstars , read aloud with affected accents from various locations in the world, by comedian Duncan Wisbey , in collaboration with Jonny Trunk, founder of Trunk Records, a label which features weird , rare, often hilarious  oddities. Although released in 2002, I felt compelled to share it with you, after being reminded of some of the truly bizarre adulations directed at adult stars I have read after working as the Twitter girl for the World’s best pornsite.

To be fair you guys are utterly dwarfed, goofiness and weirdness-wise, but the guys who penned the letters featured on this recording, which range in tone from delusional, admonishing, always perverse and sometimes just a little, well, pathetic. Cynicism aside, most of the emotions conveyed on this bonkers collectible seem so hearltfelt and earnest one does not doubt the authors’ unwavering devotion to their subjects (although there will be moments when you must question their individual sanity).

Either way, you will laugh yourself silly when you get a load of Dirty Fan Male.These are edited versions, but they are still NSFW. There is some real gold omitted in these snippets, and you’d do well to get your pervy paws on a copy of the real deal.

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