Lynx Body Spray Explains The Rules to Rugby

Lynx Body Spray Explains The Rules to Rugby

By Miles Holden on November 08, 2011

Video demonstrations featuring hot chicks are the best way to learn about anything! There you go. Internet history. It's been published. It is now and forever will be FACT.

Everyone likes to look at hot chicks even people who like boys (err, I mean men) in the sack enjoy the beautiful form of bouncing lady parts. Ok, so mayyyybe not everyone, I've meet a few gay boys (err, I mean men) who cringe at the word vagina, but then again that doesn't say much since some girls (err, I mean women) cringe at the word vagina.


Okay, now that that's out of the way let's turn our attention to the lesson at hand: greased up half-naked ladies tackling each other. Oh wait, I meant to say: rugby.

That's the sport that's kind of like football (not soccer) only there's no protective gear...or something like that. Yup, that' pretty much the extent of my rugby knowledge... and I may have gotten a few things wrong. To be fair, the half-naked women who were supposed to be teaching me about rugby were a little distracting.

Good concentration can only do so much in the face of such short short yellow shorts. Whoa, that was a lot of shorts!

Anyhow, now that we've established that I know dick all about sports, let's get something else straight. I do know a thing or two about half-naked chicks considering I spent a lot of time around half-naked chicks that my job pretty much revolves around half-naked chicks (at least semi-famous ones).

With all that being said (which hasn't been much so far), these half-naked chicks are hot and will add a little bounce in your step today, if nothing else, but here's praying for a little more, because it is my sincere pleasure in life to help create, albeit indirectly, as many hard-ons (lady ones too) as possible on a daily basis, at least, from 9 to 5 Monday to Friday. The rest of the time, I concentrate on hard-ons in a more personal manner.

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