Melezza River Infested with Granny Orgies

Melezza River Infested with Granny Orgies

By Olive Day on August 15, 2011

When granny says she spent her day down by the river, visions of beautiful duck feeding tableaux's fill my head. Unfortunately, for the fisherman of the Melezza River in Cantion Ticino a.k.a “The hottest river in Switzerland” old folk near the water mean there is probably a hot orgy taking place nearby.

Located in Ticino, a suburb of Switzerland which is largely from Italian descent has, for some reason, become a mecca for tourists of the nudist and swinger kind. And naturally, the locals are not happy about it at all.

“It was about six o’ clock in the evening. I had just thrown out my fishing rod, and then I heard something behind me in the bushes.” A local fisherman told La Regione newspaper. “I turned around and saw a naked person masturbating. I called the peeping Tom names and disgustedly continued fishing. But then it got even worse. On a rock, two men were enjoying themselves with a woman. The man in the bush had been watching them.”

The distraught fisherman alerted local authorities and in minutes two cops were at the scene. The voyeur and one of the men escaped while the others, a married couple in their 70’s touring from the canton Aaragu were arrested in their car. "We only massaged each other’s feet“, the couple from Canton Aargau said in protest of their arrest. Ah yes, the good old foot massage train! No longer just for girls in college wanting to experiment.

The “foot massage by seaside” enthusiasts are not the first pensioners who have chosen the Melezza River as their point of rendezvous, “For decades we are very tolerant of nudists, said the mayor of Centovalli, Giorgo Pellanda (60), “but such exhibitionism is illegal. It damages the image of our valley and disturbs families. Swiss-German nudists are increasingly brazen.“

The local community is attempting to defend their virgin eyes from the random nudists who pop up in every corner by erecting signs warning off enamoured couples and making frequent citizen patrols of the area.

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