More Men Are Keeping It Fake

More Men Are Keeping It Fake

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By Richard's POV on November 12, 2010

You know fellas, we just can't win. We orgasm too quick and we suck in bed. We go too long, we suck in bed. We like sucking on large boobs and we suck in bed. All we do is lose, lose, lose no matter what. In my opinion, whether we get off in the first 24 seconds or the first 24 hours, whenever we orgasm, it's always right on time!

Doctors disagree. It appears the latest sex issue is that men are taking too long to orgasm or not orgasming at all. As a result, more men are faking in order to get the process over with. What's the culprit you ask?

Well, many women, doctors, therapist or as I prefer to call them, HATERS, are concluding that maybe it's all the access to porn that men have nowadays? I won't bore you with the details but yadda yadda yadda it's messing up our brains.

Furthermore, according to one doctor, some men are developing “idiosyncratic masturbatory styles,” which is fancy doctor speak for, when masturbating, some men apply a higher level of pressure and friction than during real intercourse. These men may become use to a different kind of physical feeling, and they may not be able to get to the point of no return except by oral or manual stimulation.

I ask you, where's the bad news here? Step up the oral and manual stimulation ladies and everyone wins, right?

So let's review. You've just read that you can either give up masturbation or porn to last a shorter time in bed. I think it's clear what we should actually give up, fellas. Reading!

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