Not Exactly The Wardrobe from Narnia

Not Exactly The Wardrobe from Narnia

By Richard Johnson on August 19, 2011

The fantastical land of Narnia introduced me to all the potential that something as simple as a wardrobe could contain.  However for one unlucky girl, the wardrobe in the room where she was taking a cock deep inside her contained nothing more than a pervert.

In the summer of 2009, two guys and a girl were hanging out together in a bedroom.  Through what must have no doubt been an awkward series of conversations, one of the guy’s decided to leave the bedroom so the other guy and the girl could get a little frisky together.  The gentleman left the room and the other two started making out and rapidly progressed into full blown penetration.  Banging went on like this for awhile and the guy frequently asked to change positions which made the girl a bit suspicious, but she kept on taking it until suddenly the other dude (the one who supposedly left the room) tumbled out of the wardrobe bringing a premature end without climax to the other guy’s escapades. 

The obviously upset girl went to the police and the two men were just recently sentenced to community service for voyeurism. The guy in the wardrobe said he didn’t intend on watching, while the guy having sex claimed he didn’t realize he was being watched till halfway through.  The judge called them insensitive and cruel.

Meanwhile, I’m confused.  I’ve been in more than my fair share of bedrooms, but I’d have a damn hard time sneaking into a wardrobe without being seen.  I would have loved to be a fly on the wall in that room, the conversation before the event must have gone something like “hey buddy me and her want to get jiggy, would you mind watching some TV downstairs for a bit?” and then after the guy fell out of the wardrobe “hey sorry about that, didn’t mean to disturb you, I was just getting some socks”.  Seriously what in the hell were they thinking?

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