Not so Vanilla Sex Questions with Vanilla DeVille Pt. 2

Not so Vanilla Sex Questions with Vanilla DeVille Pt. 2

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By Olive Day on September 01, 2011
My girlfriend and I are in a long distance relationship for the next year (had to move temporarily for school) and we decided to stay together. I can’t go that long without sex and I think we should both be allowed to have sex with other people. She doesn’t think so. What should I do?
Vanilla
I can totally see her point on this subject, but let’s be honest... Humans are sexual beings and when most people are denied something, they want it even more, especially when it comes to sex. Everyone knows that long distance relationships are hard to maintain. The question you have to answer is what is more important to you: Your relationship with your girlfriend, or getting random booty calls while you’re away. Except for very special relationships, the two usually don’t work together. If she’s the winner, try to make plans to see each other often, and you can have something special to look forward to at each visit. You can also try phone sex or video conferencing too, as well as beating off every time you have the urge. Whatever you decide, just be honest with her and yourself.
My boyfriend wants me to talk dirty. What the hell am I supposed to say?
Vanilla
Ohhh come one now, don’t tell me you don’t know what to say. We’ve all got that naughty side to us deep down, and even if you don’t say it, you’re usually thinking it. ;) If you don’t know where to start, describe what you want to do with him, or how he feels inside you and how much you enjoy it... Just make sure you use curse words instead of medical terms (No one wants to hear how much you enjoy his testicles palpitating your perineum). Also, you can always get pointers from your favorite porn movies.
My girlfriend hates it when I watch porn! She says that since she doesn’t look like the girls in porn I’m not going to find her hot anymore. Is there any way to convince her that it’s fine or even get her to watch it with me?
Vanilla
Deep down inside, all men and women have an insecure side to themselves, and sometimes these insecurities make people do things that may not make sense to you. For example, to use your girlfriends logic, she shouldn’t watch any more chick flicks because, unless you look like Brad Pitt, the leading men in those movies are probably better looking or more romantic than you are in real life (and most chick flicks are just soft core porn for women). Plus, while many women may feel that they don’t compare to porn stars, a lot of men can’t compete with the porn studs either. Whether the stunt cock has a bigger cock than you, or the porn princess has a better ass than her, does it really matter? As long as you’re sharing all the porn-powered sexual excitement with each other, you’re not doing anything wrong. So, I think you’ve already answered your own question. After you assure her that she’s the only real woman for you, ask her to watch some movies with you. Find out what type of porn turns her on, and let her help you choose a movie based on her tastes (there is a lot of great couples porn out there). Check out box covers together online before you rent, and let her see the photos of the guys in the films as well as the women. Once you make your selection, be sure to give her lots of attention while the movie is playing, and eventually just turn the damn thing off and get busy. Once she realizes you’re not watching the scenes to replace her, she’ll most likely be good to go.

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