Porn Hopefuls get Another Reality Show

Porn Hopefuls get Another Reality Show

By Jacob Carson on March 01, 2011

Odds are you won’t be seeing this on any of the big three networks anytime soon. A South African production company is creating a reality show for wannabe porn stars aptly named Porn Stars.

Evidently, South Africans are eager to get their porn on as more than 1,000 people have already signed up for this American Idol with dildos. The girls take part in couch tests by performing sex acts and then are judged by the expert panel…also known as the best job in the world.

“Basically those coming to audition will be put through a thing called a ‘couch test’, which is used in Hollywood pornography auditions.” Says producer Donovan Van Wyngaard in an interview with the Independent,“Participants will have to perform sexual acts, and judging from their performance, we will decide who will go through.”

The contestants must choose from five categories: toy or masturbation, lesbian, anal, oral and vanilla sex. There will be a male and female winner who will get a role in the Hustler 2011 end of year film and a contract guaranteeing at least one role in a film every six weeks for a year.

It can only be a matter of time before a show like this hits HBO or Showtime. Can you imagine the response for a show like this? Any producers wanting to create such awesome show please feel free to offer me a role as judge. I have been judging people having sex in porn for years…usually in increments of 15 minutes or less.

Auditions begin next week in South Africa and producers are a little shocked at the interest to become a porn star. “Wow, we never anticipated such a great response,” said Wyngaard. “To be honest, it took us by surprise that such a large number of people would be interested in the show, but we are extremely pleased.”

I don’t know why, who wouldn’t want to spend their days having sex and getting paid for it.  Maybe there is still time for me to sign up, but something tells me their already have their fair share of fat guys with small Johnsons.

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