Role Playing Catastrophe

Role Playing Catastrophe

By Miles Holden on September 23, 2011

There’s a lot of crap on YouTube, but sometimes, sometimes, you strike comedy gold, and when that happens you have no choice but to try and get as many people as possible to see it so they can laugh with you. What else is the Internet good for if you’re not going to watch cute cat videos and funny sex fails?

Oh ya, PORN! But sometimes, sometimes, comedy sex fails are just as good, and a lot safer for work.

I’m no fool, I know most of America is at work right now trying their best not to do any actual work. Fantasizing about killing your boss isn’t always enough to keep you going through the whole day, so every once in a while you need a little help from your friends at ZZInsider.

Try getting over the misery that your job isn’t as great as mine by indulging in a little sexual role play. It’s not for everyone, and you might want to brush up on your acting skills and pick up a book or two on the art of cunningulus, because if you’d rather play dress up and “try tide” that go down on your lady friend you may want to reconsider your sexual orientation, because if you’re straight and you can’t bring yourself to go down on a lady, you’re pretty much useless.

That’s right, useless! How happy would you be if your girlfriend didn’t like to give head? Give and receive, baby. Give and receive.

Role play can be a fun treat when you want to spark up your sex life, only for the love of god and all that is holy don’t get any ideas from this particular couple. Scarlett might know what she wants in the bedroom, but perverting Saint Nick into a blowjob seeking leech is just too much for my innocent little mind to handle.


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