Sex Apps put the ‘App’ Back in In-app-ropriate
Right when you thought your cell phone provider couldn't find new ways to screw you, here comes a line of popular sex apps. Need to remotely control your vibrator? There's an app for that. Need sex positions on the go? There's an app for that. Need a porn star delivered to your doorstep? Well, there's no app for that...yet.
Below are seven of the hottest sex apps to make your cell phone more than a device used to browse porn anonymously, sextext with your girlfriend during work hours and butt dial random contacts you haven't called in months. Enjoy!
1. Body Heat
The first app of its kind, Body Heat remotely controls your vibrator(s). You can turn your iPad, iPod or iTouch into a remote for vibrators from OhMiBod. This app even lets users change the intensity and the pattern of the vibration.
2. Naughty & Nice Charades
This app is actually meant to be played with two couples, which should make a nice segue into the inevitable threesome you'll be having after a few shots of liquor or glasses of wine, whatever tickles your fancy and if you need help having your fancy tickled, see app #1.
3. Adult Sex Life
This app provides tips for reaching orgasm, information on self-play, foreplay and after-play. There's also “a private black book” for tracking your sexual partners in case you happen to be really bad with math or really great with the opposite sex.
4. Sexy Texts
Just in time for those of you who are not great with the opposite sex because you aint got no game or you find your sexting consists of more texting than sexing comes Sexy Texts! This app gives you a variety of erotic texts to choose from. Categories range from playful to an advanced category of 'sexy.'
5. Cosmo’s Sex Position of the Day
This is pretty self explanatory. Leave it to COSMO the same perverted magazine that teaches women a 1,000 different ways to please their men each month, even if I've only had 371 demonstrated on me personally, to also find time to come up with a new sex position of the day.
6. Bedometer
Using the iPhone’s "accelerometer to detect intensity,” the Bedometer app tracks how many calories you've burned during sex. You'll be able to set goals, records, brag to your buddies, or build it in as part of your gym regiment. It's sort of like fantasy football except even if you lose you still score. If you suffer from sexsomnia the tracking my vary.
7. The Sexulator
The Sexulator tracks your sexual activity. This app allows you to track your stats, compare notes with friends and rank your experiences. Long gone are those pesky days when you actually had to remember the people you slept with along as the Sexulator is part of your app library.
You can find all these sexy apps available on the iTunes store.
