Sex Education: Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader?

Sex Education: Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader?

By Richard's POV on February 11, 2011

According to MSNBC news, when it comes to sex education many adults don't know their elbow from their ass, let alone their clits from their vulvas, so you can only imagine how strange their sexcapades must be. Luckily, a fearless leader has emerged from the darkness like an erect penis ready to thrust eagerly into the depths of sexual ignorance until it begs for mercy.

Public health experts and sex toy parties to the rescue! You read that right. Sexual health educators are moving beyond the familiar realm of teens whom apparently have no problem finding out about sex from sources like the Facebook. It's the 'sexually illiterate' adults of the that are clumsily terrorizing the world with their genitals of mass destruction.

Some adults' sexual knowledge is limited to the fact that girls have vaginas and boys have penises because it turns out that only 22 states and the District of Columbia mandate sex education in public schools. Fortunately, where George "Dubya" Bush's no child left behind act dropped the ball heroes like Patty Brisben, CEO of in-home sex toy party company, Pure Romance have stepped in to pick up the Ben Wa Balls. These women sponsored sexy toy parties are being compared to the Tupperware parties of the 1950s.

Since I'm a man, I've never been to one of these functions so I'm not sure how it works. However, in my graphically detailed fantasies it is a bunch of hot women trying out sex toys on one another, hopefully recording it for a later upload to one of our sister sites, like Pornhub. Through the use and exploration of dirty talk, borderline excessive amounts of lube and sex toy assisted lesbian orgies these beautiful women learn all they need to know about the mysterious of sex. Well, that's the way it happens in my head anyway.

So, ladies if you have questions about sex there's no time like the present. You can take the initiative and host an in-home sex party of your own with a close knit group of friends and let the sexual healing begin! For tips, ideas or to organize a party, check out Pure Romance's website at:

OR if you want to learn more about STD's, go to

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