Smooth Groove: Get Rid of That Camel Toe

Smooth Groove: Get Rid of That Camel Toe

By Miles Holden on February 09, 2012

Forget the faux pas of actually wearing something that shows panty lines; you’re real concern should be hiding that frightful camel toe bulge. Now, with Smooth Groove you ladies can all aspire to have a crotch like Barbie.

Huh, ya, that was sarcasm in case you didn’t catch that. I don’t actually dig Barbie’s crotch and I don’t think anyone should aspire to have one, at least not because of body hatred… If you’ve got some other reason, maybe then I’ll revise my statement.

For the uninitiated, let me tell you that camel toe refers to the bulge… well, as the Urban Dictionary puts it: “Camel Toe: When her pants are so tight you can read her lips!” Need a visual? Google image search it, yo.

Now, for some reason I don’t understand why the camel toe has become the bane of some women’s existence. It’s funny to me, because let me tell you, in my job peeps love camel toe. There’s nothing the pervs (and I say that nicely) like more than a celebrity photo of some hottie and her camel toe.

A nice camel toe is like cleavage to some people. Not once have I ever heard a real person shame a woman, because of camel toe. I have however heard it on TV and in movies; Weeds being a show that comes to mind, but even then, that particular episode was about a father shopping with his young pre-pubescent daughter and the awkwardness of explaining to her that her pants were maybe a little too tight, but I’ve definitely heard women talk about it in the negative.

I just wonder, is it from some belief that your vulva is misshapen and that if you just had the right body type camel toe wouldn’t be a problem for you or is it a matter of the sexualized nature of having your vulva be visible under all that fabric?

Smooth Groove isn’t the only product that promises to get rid of those unsightly vulva lines; there’s a company that patented a pair of panties that come with a padded crotch to keep your pussy cleavage nice and covered.

Stop it with all this body censorship already! Let your pussies’ breath, ladies. 

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