Surprise! Porn found in Bin Laden Compound

Surprise! Porn found in Bin Laden Compound

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By Olive Day on May 13, 2011

I know you’ve already heard but OBL totally had porn in his compound. Reuters is reporting that an unnamed U.S. official said that the porn stash “consists of modern, electronic video and is fairly extensive.” While some are assuming that the Navy Seals will be conducting an intense examination to assess what porn was actually found on the compound with their newly equipped Stealth Fleshlights, I’m actually kind of interested in knowing what kind of porn this guy was into.

 Salon.com guessed “Who’s Nailin’ Paylin?” starring Lisa Ann, but I think I’m going to go ahead and stay mum on this one. I don’t think anyone in the industry would want to be known as the pornstar whose performance was masturbated to by the most wanted man in the world. While authorities are reporting that there is no way of proving that it was in fact Osama Bin Laden’s porn stash, it was definitely viewed by someone on the compound which narrows it down to a select few.

Experts are also puzzled by the extensive amount of porn found in the compound due to the fact that the hideout was completely cut off from the internet and other communication networks which means that this porn was brought in specifically by a third party. According to other U.S. officials accustomed to collecting evidence from investigations of other Islamic rebels, the discovery of pornography is not unusual.

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