Teens: Putting Vodka Soaked Tampons up Their  Pussies

Teens: Putting Vodka Soaked Tampons up Their Pussies

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By Ron Ecstasy on November 11, 2011

 

Just what ARE those teenagers doing? Its a question that has haunted and assailed adults (such as myself) since the dawn of teen-dom. Sometmes they're on my lawn, taking dumps in paper bags. Other times I catch them necking in the alley like filthy little rats. Now all that stuff is well and good, but this latest trend is disgusting and vulgar. The teens are actually shoving vodka soaked tampons up their pussies and assholes.

Dear Christ. (Are you there? Its me, Ron. hehe)

Here's the basic run-down. A teen takes a tampon, soaks it in vodka and rams it up the hole of his/her choosig. Now, a tampon only holds about a shot of vodka, but because it doesn't need to be digested--the vodka is rapidly absorbed into the membranes around the orifice-- you get drunked up really quickly and easily. This sounds almost reasonable.

There are of course downsides. The device can cause irritation where its inserted, meaning a trip to the hospital could be in order. It can also lead to alcohol poisoning, which is obviously not a great thing to have to deal with.

The video gets a littlle insane at this point. Fox KPHO claims that this practice isn't relegated to just vodka and teens, but is also being practiced on college campuses nation-wide. Except the higher education version involves a beer bong, inserted into the anus. Apparently students call this practice "Butt-chugging." As of publication no google search has unearthed evidence of Butt-chugging, though our interns are reviewing the tape.

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