The 41 Delicious Flavors of Sex

The 41 Delicious Flavors of Sex

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By Richard's POV on February 09, 2011

No, we here at ZZinsider aren't starting a new ice cream chain -- or are we? Dammit, didn't I just say we're not! But if we were 41 would be the magic number of combinations researchers found out Americans engage in while having sex. And here you were congratulating yourself because you did it missionary and doggy style last night. Puh-leeze! Step your game up, bro.

This "research" was lead by Indiana University's Center for Sexual Health Promotion and sponsored by none other than your most well known brand of condoms, Trojan. I know what you're thinking, "Why do I always find out about the best collegiate programs after I graduate!?" I'm in the same boat buddy. Of course, if my boat is a rockin don't come a knockin.

Doctors sampled 5,865 people between the ages of 14 and 94. That's right, old people need love too. Researchers were shocked to find out the wide variety of sexual combinations participants were engaging in, which included vaginal and anal intercourse, oral sex, and partnered masturbation to name a few. We here at ZZinsider were shocked and appalled to find out that the 41 combinations didn't even account for responses for people who used sex toys and porn. Who even has sex without toys and porn anymore, the Amish? So many unanswered questions.

In another twist of fate, the study found that men were more likely to experience orgasm when vaginal intercourse was involved while women were more likely to experience orgasm from a combination of vaginal and oral sex. Go figure. Any excuse to get us to put our mouths on their vaginas, am I right fellas? I know a conspiracy when I see one. Not that it matters considering 89% of men aged 30-39 had performed oral sex on a woman before. Apparently the saying, "You gotta lick it before you stick it" is no longer only applicable to the United States Postal Service.

The next time you get laid or do some laying and feel like tapping out before the 41st combination just remember that the competition out there is getting stiff. No pun intended. Sex might be evolving but somethings never change, like that age old saying: Ladies cum first and nice guys finish last.

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