This Week In Porn

This Week In Porn

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By Richard's POV on February 17, 2011

This week it was as if porn was splashed over the face of all your favorite news organizations. Everywhere I looked news headlines had sex in the air but they didn't seem to care because they loved the smell of it. Rather than choose one story for you to take in I figured I'd highlight the top headlines. If it's too much for you to handle just remember to scream the safe word.

Amy Fisher Makes Hardcore Porn Debut: If you're "mature" in age, then you will remember Amy Fisher for her attempted murder of Joey Buttafuoco's wife in 1992 at the ripe old age of 17, for which she served 7 years. If you're young, however, then you probably know Amy Fisher for her stint in amateur porn in 2007 (after getting out of prison). If you were a fan of her amateur releases you'll be happy to hear that Amy has completed production on her first professional hardcore porn. My Wife’s Hot Friend, co-staring Tommy Gunn, will be released later this year. Amy Fisher will also be shooting for Brazzers so keep a look out, Amy Fisher is coming for you!

Need A Condom? There's an App for That: If you reside in New York you'll have to come up with a new reason for "forgetting" to grab a condom before showing up at that hot chick's house you've been trying to bang the past 3 months by imploring a strategic medley of emoticons and 'like' updates on her Facebook wall because the New York City Health Department unveiled a smart phone app for locating the nearest free condom dispensaries on Valentine's Day. The app is available for iPhone and Android and currently has over 1,000 locations, which are pinpointed with the assistance of GPS. As an added bonus, you may want to keep in mind statistics show that women who own iPhones have more sex.

Sex Toys and Valentines: SexToy.com was happy to report stronger than expected sales this Valentine's Day. This wouldn't be that big of a deal if industries like diamonds and florists weren't continuing to struggle. I've personally championed vibrators for years as the gift that keeps on giving, while flowers die and diamonds... well, diamonds are expensive! It makes you wonder, are sex toys becoming women's new best friend?

Women Aren't The Only One In Love With Sex Toys: One man's passionate on-line video about his love affair with the number one male erotic sex toy, the Fleshlight, went viral in the early 2000s. It still continues to generate numerous hits. So much so that the creator of the video was invited on Tosh.0 to update his fans on his current sexual exploits. While he plans to get married in March, Scott's (turns out he has a name) love affair with the Fleshlight remains intact. I've always respected a man with a strong sense of commitment. You can view Tosh's interview with Scott here:

If you're in Canada go here and click on Tosh.O (Ep.305) Clip 3 of 4

Tosh.0 Tuesdays 10pm / 9c
Man's Favorite Toy
tosh.comedycentral.com
Tosh.0 Videos Daniel Tosh Web Redemption

 

That was your news week in porn! That was a pretty good session, right? As is my reaction after all good sessions, I'm giving you guys a grateful smile, a thanks for your time and turning over to take my ass to bed - and yes, you have to be the one to lay in the wet spot...again.

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