Titty Tuesday: Dolly Parton

Titty Tuesday: Dolly Parton

By Annie Eve on June 11, 2013

It’s seems pretty crazy that a blog basically dedicated to tits and ass doesn’t yet have an entry about the Queen of Nashville herself, Miss Dolly Parton. So I’m going to correct that little oversight today by flooding ZZ with pictures of the busty Iron Butterfly. 

One of twelve children, Dolly (yes, it’s her real name) grew up in a one room cabin, so it’s no surprise the budding songwriter burst out of there and moved to Nashville as soon as she turned 18. She’s now a star of epic proportions (pun intended). Miss Parton is worth over $600 million, has released 41 albums, and even had the first cloned sheep named after her. (She’s also Miley Cyrus’ godmother.)

As long as I can remember, Dolly Parton’s name has been synonymous with titties in my head. I love her music, and I’m especially a sucker for “Jolene”, but I still can’t help but think “BOOBIES!!!” as soon as I see her. I’m pretty sure I’m not alone on that front. While most sources insist that Dolly is sporting DDs, anyone who knows tits (and I know tits) will say she’s a least a G. Though she’s now 67, she’s looking as hot as ever, and has gone from a sexy young starlet to a gorgeous cougar. When asked about aging, Dolly responded, “If I see something saggin', baggin' or dragin', I'm gonna have it nipped, tucked or sucked.” 

Without further ado, I give you the bodacious bod of Miss Dolly Parton. Enjoy! 

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