Titty Tuesday: Hollywood Frontals of 2012

Titty Tuesday: Hollywood Frontals of 2012

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By Willow Monroe on December 18, 2012

It’s been a year full of titty goodness in Hollywood, with some ground-breaking views of tits once only imagined by us pervy onlookers. I’ve compiled a list of some of my fave hooter adorned mainstream movies that you may have or may not have seen this year. If you haven’t seen these, now you know what to recommend when your girlfriend wants to watch a flick with you over the holidays.

 

 Attack of the 50 ft Cheerleader

So this B Movie never made it to the theatre but that doesn’t mean it’s not worth watching, right? The answer should be obvious when the tits of both Olivia Alexander and Jena Sims or seen bouncing around in the ultimate bitch fight. A remake of the cult classic, but with way may boobage.

 

NSFW: Watch the trailer here

 

  Ted

So, admittedly I thought this movie was going to be entirely lame, but given that Seth Macfarlane was in it, I should have known it was in fact going to way funny. A walking, talking, Teddy Bear with pervy sensibilities struggles to grow up and be a man. The tits flashed in this movie may be part of a comedic sequence involving how Garfield’s eyes are like a set of boobs, but that doesn’t make them any less boobiliscious.

 NSFW: Watch the trailer here

 

 The Sessions  

This film about a paraplegic enlisting the services of a sexual surrogate is seriously funny. The surrogate in question is played by Helen Hunt, whose titties were last seen circa 1992 in The Waterdance. Some twenty years later they’re still looking rather perky and wonderful.  

 

NSFW: Watch the trailer here

 

About Cherry

You may or may not have seen Ashley Hinshaw in LOL, the high school comedy starring Miley Cyrus. But there’s nothing underage about her role in About Cherry. The movie chronicle’s the tale of Angelina, a girl down on her luck who moves to L.A. and becomes a porn star. Lots of hot titty action and simulated sex scenes to make your below the belt bits tingle. 

 NSFW: Watch the trailer here

 

 On the Road

Why the Jack Kerouac novel of the same title hasn’t been made into a movie long before now is anyone’s guess. But, given that Kristen Stewart was cast as Marylou, and went topless for several scenes in the film, it was undoubtedly worth the wait. The most epic topless moment goes down in a car with K-Stew situated between her two leading men, prizing them both with a hand job. A far cry from her virginal role in Twilight.   

 NSFW: Watch the trailer here

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