Top 5: Rock Songs To Fuck To

Top 5: Rock Songs To Fuck To

By Isaac on December 02, 2011

So, before you give me hell for another “Top” list involving music gimme a chance to explain:  we’ve covered pornstars in music videos, sexy slow jams, but where the hell is the rock? I’m talking about those songs you fuck to in the backseat of your parents sedan - driving bass, guitar solos, and the best drum fills that you just want to get your fuck on to. This is what this list is all about (and to push my musical choices on our loyal fans).

5. Motorhead - Ace of Spades

Let’s kick it off with one of the grand fathers of Hard Rock – Motorhead’s “Ace of Spades.” This song is sexually explosive. Who wouldn’t want to get your dick on to this track? Let’s be honest  - Lemmy probably wrote this song while fucking a babe backstage.

4. Joan Jett w/ Foo Fighters - Bad Reputation Live 

Next up we combine the face of female punk and one of the best mainstream rock bands out there right now: Joan Jett and Foo Fighters. Joan Jett has been giving aspiring punks boners since she broke out into the scene in ’79, and she can still kick ass and take names. Move over Lisa Ann, I’ve got a new MILF to chase after.  

3. Journey - Any Way You Want It

I couldn’t not include Journey on this list, I’d have too many people out for my head if I didn’t. I don’t need to justify why this song belongs on this list, I’ll let the 80’s cheese lyrics speak for themselves (I’ll give you a hint, it’s about sex.)

2. Led Zeppelin - Whole Lotta Love

Let’s face facts: you’re parents got it on to this song. You may have even been conceived to this song; there may even  be an underlying reason why your parents named you Robert, or Jimmy. It’s the classic “fuck in the backseat of my muscle car” track.  Whole Lotta Love is sex in classic rock and roll form. It’s also about Robert Plants cock.

1. Queens of the Stone Age - Go With The Flow Live

So, I tried to save my personal favorite for last. Classic Stoner-Rock jams , Queens of the Stone Age’s “Go With The Flow” has everything that makes a good fuckin’ track. The staccato piano hidden in the back ground, the bouncing drums, the sexy lead guitar – what more can you ask for?

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