Top 5: Sex Toys For Men

Top 5: Sex Toys For Men

By Miles Holden on January 30, 2012

It’s time for some hard hitting truth; when it comes to the world of sex toys, men get shafted. Seriously, have you ever visited a sex shop? There’s huge variety when it comes to sex toys for women. Most sex toys for men seem like gags, like the ever so lovely sex doll. Sure, maybe that’s because it’s super freakin’ easy for a dude to make himself cum with a few strokes of his hand and the female orgasm is sooo much more complicated, blah, blah, blah, but I demand equality for men and for women. It’s about time sex toys for men were brought to the attention of the masses.

We have needs too, ya know. Wanking it the good old fashioned way gets boring after a while. I mean, even if you’ve got a hot lady ready to jump your bones at the drop of a hat, there’s nothing wrong with adding a little spice to your sex life. The next time your lady friend whispers in your ear that she’s dying to watch you pleasure yourself, pull out one of these bad boys, or, you know, use them when you’re alone if you’re shy.


5. The Penis Pump

You thought penis pump were something only guys with small dicks purchased from the back of dirty mags? Wrong. They increase the blood flow to your dick for heightened sensation and a good old time getting yourself off. Think of it as a mouth with suction power. Just don’t overdo it; you wouldn’t want to injure yourself.


4. The Tenga Flip Air

The Tenga Flip Air combines the pleasure of suction you get from a penis pump with the gentle yet firm squeeze you get from a regular masturbation sleeve and/or your hand. Add lube for maximum pleasure.


3. The Prostate Massager

Too many guys shy away from the pleasures of the prostate, because of some antiquated fear of “being less of a man” just cause you enjoy a little ass play. Stop that foolishness, didn’t you know that the male prostate is the equivalent of the female G-Spot? You have no idea what you’re missing out on.


2. The Super Head Honcho Masturbator

This one gets the number two spot, because it looks hella fun. Just watch this cute Asian chick explain how it works and you’ll see what I mean. I want one! The Super Head Honcho Masturbator, I mean, not a cute Asian chick…. No, wait, let me revise that….


1. The Fleshlight

Drum roll, please. Isn’t any wonder that I’ve ranked the Fleshlight number one? Hell no. Why? Because it fucking rocks! Simple as that. There’s a reason why Fleshlight pretty much dominates when it comes to sex toys designed for men, because they work like nothing else. You can even get one that looks and feels just like the vagina one of your favorite porn stars. Always wanted to fuck Lisa Ann? Well now you can, sort of. 

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