Top 5 Sexy Prince William and Catherine Middleton Royal Wedding Tributes

Top 5 Sexy Prince William and Catherine Middleton Royal Wedding Tributes

By Olive Day on April 19, 2011

While I’m not technically sure why everyone is flipping out about Prince William and Catherine Middleton getting married*, or why there has been 2 hour blocks covering the wedding on my television for the past month in place of my beloved cheesy crime mystery television shows; I do know that the world is totally banking in on making limited edition memorabilia.  From Pez dispensers to tea bags people have been going nuts over this commemorative crap and, like always, there are a couple of cheeky blokes who are having a laugh by selling some pretty funny stuff.

*I had to Google “Royal Wedding” to find out who exactly is marrying what

Crown Jewels Condoms


To celebrate the engagement of Prince William of Wales to Ms. Catherine Elizabeth Middleton, Crown Jewels Condoms of Distinction has commissioned a unique heritage edition Royal Wedding Souvenir boîte de capotes. - Crown Jewels Site

Royal Romance Massage Oil


Enjoy your own Royal Romance as you celebrate the marriage of Prince William and Catherine Middleton. - Royal Romance Website

Royal Wedding Porn Parody

On Television X Sky Channel 903 on 29th April and Red Hot TV Sky Channel 956 on Saturday 30th April

Commemorative Royal Wedding Ring


Issued to celebrate the wedding of Prince William to Catherine, this limited edition ring is cast in a deep royal blue silicone and features a delightful raised motif reminiscent of crowns of regency past. Rejoice in a very special union of your own. - cock ring site

Royal Virility Performance Beer


A limited-edition beer containing Viagra to mark the forthcoming royal wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton on April 29th. Brewed using various well known aphrodisiacs, the limited edition artisanal beer will only be available to buy from the website. - Brew Dog

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