Topless Woman Leads Ohio Cops on 128-mph Chase

Topless Woman Leads Ohio Cops on 128-mph Chase

By Miles Holden on November 10, 2011



I watched Death Proof last weekend and as a fan of Quentin Tarantino, cars, Vanishing Point, and feet, I gotta say I had myself a good time. DP (Death Proof not double penetration, although I’m a fan of both) is a masterpiece for car chase lovers and foot fetishists alike. Tarantino went all out on that one; he no longer cares if anyone knows he likes to suck on toes.

Isn’t it great to live in the information age? You don’t need to stalk a celebrity or turn the world upside down to unearth their email address. You can just skip on over to Twitter and send them a video of a half-naked chick being arrested in Ohio for resisting arrest.

…Five minutes later…

Nooooo, it looks like Tarantino doesn’t have a twitter account!!! DISASTER. How am I supposed to send him links to naked lady feet videos now? I think I’ve just lost the will to live.

Wait, I guess I could just go back to doing what I was doing before all of this happened. What was it again? Riiiight, watching a drunk and topless 28 year-old Erin Holdsworth lead Bainbridge, Ohio, cops on a high speed car chase. Phew, balance is restored. I can go on living, because I live in a world where hot chicks get arrested wearing nothing but a G-string and a pair of running shoes.

Surprisingly, Holdsworth wasn’t arrested for public nudity, because it’s technically legal to drive nude if no one sees you and getting pulled over and forced to exit your car by the cops doesn’t count, but she is however being charged “with drunk driving, refusing a sobriety test, driving with a suspended license, speeding, and reckless driving.” (Fox 8 Cleveland)

Move over Lindsay Lohan, I know all the fashion blogs will be waiting will bated breath to see what this fashionista will be wearing to her court appearance. Personally, I’ve got my fingers crossed it’s something the sex blogs will care about. Is it even possible to top a G-string and a pair of running shoes? One can only hope and pray. Hope and pray.

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