Wicked Wednesday: Top 5 Sexiest, Raunchiest, Rockin’est Songs of All Time

Wicked Wednesday: Top 5 Sexiest, Raunchiest, Rockin’est Songs of All Time

By Willow Monroe on January 25, 2012

To get you geared up for some wickedness, I thought I’d share with you my top ten fave I-take-my-sugar-with-spice, sexy songs. I picked tunes that were rockin’ and grungy, with a lot grinding guitars. These tracks are nefarious, vile, and profane. And that’s why I masterbate to them!


Anything Goes - Guns N' Roses

"With your ass in the breeze
Doing that grind with a push and squeeze
Tied up, tied down, up against the wall
Be my rubber made baby
And we can do it all"

Axl Rose in his glory days was a force to be reckoned with. His signature howl got my teenage self humping something fierce. And if in the steed of my lovers, I was picturing one red-haired rocker in a kilt, well, I hope the gods of fucking will forgive me. 


Nickelback – Something in Your Mouth

"You're so much cooler when you never pull it out
'Cause you look so much cuter with something in your mouth"

Nickelback has repertoire of raunchy songs to choose from. I went with this one. A song for all your BJ moments. 


Southern Girl - Incubus

"We'll behave like animals
Swing from tree to tree
We can do anything
That turns you on and sets you free"


Making it happen for the megolomaniac in me, Brandon Boyd gives me lady-boners you wouldn't believe. 


Bang – Armchair Cynics

"Soaked in sin
Baptized by your kiss and now I'm born again
Bite your lip
Wrap my hands around your head and pull you in"

Those kinky Canadians, eh? Armchair Cynics do it with a bang. Banged to this one myself, just the other night in fact. 


NIN - Closer  

"I wanna fuck you like an animal 
I wanna feel you from the inside



Trent Reznor makes me all tingly in the titties. This song is the quintessential wickedest, raunchiest song of all time (in my books).  And it just so happens to be the ditty that rocked while I got my cherry popped.  

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