Zimbabwe Man Claims Prostitute Turned Into Donkey

Zimbabwe Man Claims Prostitute Turned Into Donkey

By Miles Holden on November 01, 2011

Oups, I had an erection and accidentally fell into that sheep’s ass.” Ya, that excuse never worked for anyone, except maybe for your mother who wants to believe the best in you and will go to unimaginable lengths of denial to make that happen.

Too bad the Zimbabwe man, Sunday Moyo, 28, who was caught cock deep in a donkey’s behind wasn’t able to deliver his cock-sure excuse to his mommy, because no one believed his  whole “I was having sex with a prostitute and she mysteriously turned into a donkey” story.

A novel excuse for sure, but no one’s buying it, especially not the judge who had to deal with the fool arrested for man-handling a donkey. You have to praise the idiot for sticking to his guns though:

"Your worship, I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested. I had hired a prostitute and paid US$20 for the service at Down Town nightclub and I don’t know how she then became a donkey.”

He should have just fessed up to his penchant for four legged ass, because Zvishavane magistrate Mildred Matuvi was not impressed and ordered Moyo to be detained and "examined by two government psychiatrists.”

Moyo’s brilliant ploy to get out of his bestiality rap made him appear more insane then your garden variety donkey lover, but you have to applaud his imagination if not his intelligence.

I don’t know what the prostitution laws are like in Zvishavane (180 miles southwest of Harare) where Moyo was seen making sweet love to his four legged friend by police officers, but one would think that if anyone had bought his story he would have simply exchanged his bestiality rap for another: soliciting a prostitute.

Although, I suppose if it’s a choice between being known as the dude who fucked a donkey and the dude who fucked a prostitute who turned into a donkey, the latter might be a better option.

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