Voting is Sexy: “Let’s Do It Together”

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By Miles Holden on November 29, 2011

Did you know that the president of Russian, Dmitry Medvedev, has cheerleaders? No joke, actual freaking cheerleaders known as the The Medvedev Girls dressed in tight tops and short skirts love the dude and literally cheer him on. Crazy, right?

Then again maybe not, we all know that sex sells, so why not use sex and attractive ladies to sell the idea of a democracy. Bill Clinton was our best president ever after all; don’t you all miss the days when all we had to worry about was where our president’s cigars had been? I know, I do and I’m not the only one.

It doesn’t exactly come as a surprise that more and more politicians are using sex to get votes. Even though the United Russia Party, led by Prime Minister Vladimir Putin and President Dmitry Medvedev, won’t be facing any real opposition in Russia’s December 4th election, it doesn’t hurt to release a little ad that makes voting sexy.

In the ad, seen above, the United Russia Party wants you to take a cue from the pretty lady and get down and dirty while voting. Sure, you might get a few disapproving looks by the stodgy older generation, but election day is all about getting laid these days. If the Occupy movement can manufacture its own porn, why can’t politicians equate sex with entering the poll booth and filling in a few check boxes?! Apparently, there’s absolutely nothing stopping them, not when were ready and willing to gobble it all up.

I hope you all had a happy Thanksgiving and remembered to joined hands and praise the lord for the power of sex!

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